You know Jamie Dimon is breathing a sigh of relief. He probably wanted to get rid of that oxygen thief a while ago but didn’t want to deal with the lawsuit.
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Deloitte 1
Hahaha oxygen thief.... Good one
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Sr. Mechanical Engineer 1
Meanwhile...they would likely refuse to hire a 45-50+ white male, who would get 4-6x the work done...every single day..
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Deloitte 3
SME1 is right
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Accenture 1
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Director 1
Daddy chill
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Senior Manager 2
How does one achieve this build?
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Consultant 1
One needs to live the lifestyle of Sumo, minus the strength, skill, and discipline.
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Consultant 2
Imposing the expectation that corporate executives not steal public property is evidence of the white supremacy and patriarchy inherent in late stage capitalism. This is exactly the reason why the role of DEI executive is the most important job at Chase.
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Associate
Author
It's too bad the employees at Chase will now be denied struggle sessions like this in her absence...
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Consultant 1
Wow. I actually was convinced this was AI. What a slob this human is.
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VP 1
It's so hard to accessorize one's executive office.
Especially with a trashcan large enough to hold a day's worth of takeout boxes and candy wrappers.
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Managing Director 2
JPM really making headlines these days huh
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Associate
Author
She got hired as an executive director at Chase with an Associates in Arts and Crafts
Nice, I didn't know that was possible
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VP 1
I worked at JPMC Investment Banking years ago.
This makes me sad.
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Managing Director 1
Is this real?
Senior Manager 1
Yeah there’s a video online. Believe it or not there’s people cheering her on in the background.
Deloitte 1
Why am I not surprised at this... She was probably going to put it in her corner office.
Anybody else have a harder time getting a job after leaving McKinsey than before you joined? Exited the firm over a year and a half ago and I have not been able to secure an offer ANYWHERE, despite having many interviews.
You know Jamie Dimon is breathing a sigh of relief. He probably wanted to get rid of that oxygen thief a while ago but didn’t want to deal with the lawsuit.
Hahaha oxygen thief.... Good one
Meanwhile...they would likely refuse to hire a 45-50+ white male, who would get 4-6x the work done...every single day..
SME1 is right
Daddy chill
How does one achieve this build?
One needs to live the lifestyle of Sumo, minus the strength, skill, and discipline.
Imposing the expectation that corporate executives not steal public property is evidence of the white supremacy and patriarchy inherent in late stage capitalism. This is exactly the reason why the role of DEI executive is the most important job at Chase.
It's too bad the employees at Chase will now be denied struggle sessions like this in her absence...
Wow. I actually was convinced this was AI. What a slob this human is.
It's so hard to accessorize one's executive office. Especially with a trashcan large enough to hold a day's worth of takeout boxes and candy wrappers.
JPM really making headlines these days huh
She got hired as an executive director at Chase with an Associates in Arts and Crafts Nice, I didn't know that was possible
I worked at JPMC Investment Banking years ago. This makes me sad.
Is this real?
Yeah there’s a video online. Believe it or not there’s people cheering her on in the background.
Why am I not surprised at this... She was probably going to put it in her corner office.
Thankfully
I like her orange helmet
Yes.
Looks like a DEI